Vagina Beer Made With ‘Essence of Hot Underwear Models’

Image: Order of Yoni

We’ve written in this space about some beverages that push the limits. A year ago, AppleEats featured a column on vagina-flavored beer. This new variation on theme, which is now being sold in Poland, succeeds in crossing the line separating hedonism from fetish. Introducing a beer made from the “vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models.”

The vagina beer is produced by a brewery called “The Order of Yoni” in the Polish capital city of Warsaw. Yoni, the British tabloid Mirror advises, is Sanskrit for female genitals.

Customers can now buy the beer and taste the ‘essence’ of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice.

The brewery’s website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: “Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion.

“Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice.

“Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you’d like to hear.

“Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer.”

The beer is not yet available on this side of the Atlantic, but frankly it sounds more like gimmick than product:

A promotional video made for the beer shows a large brown bottle with a sticker being peeled back showing a photo of a model in underwear with the name Pauline.

The label says: “You are drinking the essence of Pauline,” showing a diagram of two people having intercourse and a caption saying: “The best sex position when drinking beer.”

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